Once visiting a millionaire friend, the maid approached me and question : "Sir, what would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Malt, Milo, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: "Ceylon tea, Indian darjeeling tea, Herbal tea, Earl Grey, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or Chinese green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it.....black or white ?
Question: "Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk"
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please."
Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll just take any cow milk "
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:"White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: " I think gona die of thirst!!
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