Thursday, January 12, 2017

Reasons why I never visit my rich friends

Once visiting a millionaire friend, the maid approached me and question : "Sir, what would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Malt, Milo, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please"

Question: "Ceylon tea, Indian darjeeling tea, Herbal tea, Earl Grey, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or Chinese green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like or white ?

Answer: "White"

Question: "Milk or fresh cream?

Answer: "With milk"

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Answer: "With cow's milk please."

Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Um, I'll just take any cow milk "

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar"

Question:"White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: " I think gona die of thirst!!

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