All Malaysians Know This

All Malaysians Know This:-

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:-
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :-
Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :-
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :-
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :-
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:-
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :-
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:-
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):-
Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):-
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :-
Cap Kaki Tiga.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:-
Panadol.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:-
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):-
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):-
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :-
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:-
Anywhere, as long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:-
Carrefour.

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?'
on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:-
10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:-
Petrol naik

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:-
Still cheaper than other country

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:-
There was accident on the other side of the road

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :-
I got some work to do..u all go first'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:-
An act of God.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:-
None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE:-
everybody jumping so what!

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:-
government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE:-
Duit kopi-lah


by Arul Prakash Balakrishnan