I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen

By Hit like if Agreed

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!!

"Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.

"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.

" There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car."

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10 JENIS UBAT DARI LIMAU KASTURI

1 . ubat batuk
limau+garam = minom setiap pagi and malam …batuk akan beransur pulih

2 . ubat demam
Petiklah 2-4 genggam daun limau nipis. Rebus dengan 2 hingga 4 gelas air. Gunakan air rebusan ini untuk menuam pesakit yang demam. Caranya dengan membasuh kain pada air rebusan dan diperas, lalu ditempelkan pada dahi pesakit.

3. ubat ketiak
Siapkan limau nipis yang dicampur kapur sirih. Setelah mandi, sapukan campuran ini pada ketiak dan biarkan beberapa waktu sebelum dibasuh. Lakukan pagi dan petang.

4 . ubat pening kepala
Ambil sebiji limau kasturi dan potong sedikit di bahagian atasnya. Kemudian, picit kulit limau kasturi tadi sehingga cecairnya keluar. Pastikan anda menghalakan cecair tu ke arah hidung semasa ia terpancut.

5 . ubat lelah
Ambil sesudu madu. Kalau boleh madu asli. Kemudian, campurkan dengan 5 titik jus limau kasturi.Minumlah campuran madu dan jus limau kasturi tadi.Anda boleh meminumnya pada bila-bila masa walaupun ketika tak mengalamilelah. Tapi cukuplah anda mengamalkan cara ini seminggu sekali.

6 . ubat kurus
Perahan limau nipis yang dicampur dengan teh tanpa gula dan diminum setiap hari. Sebaik-baiknya biarlah teh yang diminum itu teh panas suam, kesannya lebih cepat. Amalkan meminum air ini dan insya-Allah perut anda yang buncit akan menjadi kempis dan kemas semula.

7 . ubat kelemumur
Biasakan mencuci rambut dengan beberapa helai daun rambutan yang diramas bersama setengah cawan air hingga mengeluarkan lendir. Kemudian bancuh sebati lendir daun rambutan bersama dua cawan santan dan sebiji air limau nipis. Lumur pada seluruh kepala dan balut menggunakan tuala lembap. Biar sebentar sebelum dibilas bersih, Lakukan seminggu sekali.

8 . ubat hilang minyak pada baju
Perahkan sebiji limau kasturi ke dalam piring.Campurkan perahan limau kasturi tadi dengan sedikit garam.Kemudian, gosokkan campuran di atas pada bahagian pakaian yang terkena minyak.Lepas dah gosok, biarkannya selama 5 hingga 10 minit. Kesan minyak tu akan hilang nanti.Akhir sekali, barulah anda basuh pakaian tadi bersama dengan pakaian lain macam biasa.

9 . ubat wangi rambut
Ambil beberapa biji limau nipis & hiris2kan. Kemudian gosokkan ke seluruh kepala. Biarkan beberapa minit, kemudian barulah cuci hingga bersih. Selain mewangikan rambut, limau nipis juga boleh menghilangkan rasa pening & menyejukkan kepala.

10 . ubat kilatkan cermin mata
Cermin mata selalu kabur warna kerana terkena peluh disekitar mata atau hidung. Cuba petua ini bagi mengatasi cermin mata anda jelas lebih lama. Cuci & gosokkan sedikit limau pada kacanya. Bilas bersih2 kemudian lap dgn kain bersih atau tisu. Hasilnya cermin mata lebih kuat & jelas lebih lama.

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A History of Animals in Space (Infographic)

by Karl Tate, SPACE.com 
Infographics Artist
Date: 12 April 2013 Time: 05:21 PM ET

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Let's keep this in perspective

By Meryn Murray

My newsfeed has been flooded with graphic images from the Boston marathon with enlightened captions such as "SAVE OUR CHILDREN, BOMB THE ARABS". Idiots. (you know who you are). 

First of all we have no idea who planted those bombs- possibly a single evil messed up individual American. 

Second of all let's keep this in perspective; 3 people have died in the Boston explosion. It's tragic and horrifying sure. But in the last 24 hours 50 people were killed in bomb blasts in Iraq, 12 in Afghanistan and 9 in Pakistan, 3,000 children were sold into slavery and 20,000 died from starvation. 

Middle Class White Christian lives from the developed world don't have any more value than "Arab" or any other lives. We're all human and to remind you of that before you start calling for revenge and wanting WWIII here's another graphic image: Arab parents love their children too!


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Sheikh Jamal - "Penajaan Hafiz"

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

 

Sheikh Abder Rahman Ahmad Jamal is the Chairman of Dar Al Quran Wa Sunnah, the largest network of NGOs in Gaza, Palestine.  Started more than 15 years ago with just 100 students, it now has more than 22,000 students with more than 1,600 rings (or halaqah) across the Gaza Strip memorizing the Quran. Sh. Jamal, who is also a Member of Parliament, visit to Malaysia is with the collaboration of Muslim Professionals Forum (MPF) and Aqsa Syarif. 

 

Apart from launching the "Adopt a Hafiz" program, he is also giving talks/lectures at various masjids sharing how the miracles of Quran have etched into the hearts and minds of the Palestinian youths in Gaza. He will also share how the Quran has helped prepared these youths to face the adversities, living under the occupation of Israel, and facing the atrocities of losing their land, family and unable to experience the normal lives that many other youths enjoy in other parts of the world. He is also due to meet with JAKIM and Darul Quran as a step in establishing that working relationships with the local authorities/bodies.

 

 

Below is his itinerary (in Klang Valley) to date:

 

1. Thu. 11 Apr 2013

   - Masjid Tun Abdul Aziz Section 14 (Masjid Bulat)

   - After Maghrib

 

2. Fri. 12 Apr 2013

    - TV Al-Hijrah Interview - Live

    - Between 8-10 am

 

3. Fri. 12 Apr 2013

    - UIA Gombak

    - Khutbah Jumaat

 

4. Sat. 13 Apr 2013

   - Masjid Negara

   - Official Launch of the "Adopt a Hafiz" Program and Press Conference

   - 2 pm

 

5. Sat. 13 Apr 2013

   - UIA Gombak

   - After Maghrib

 

6. Sun. 14 Apr 2013

   - Masjid Al Mukarramah, Bandar Sri Damansara

   - After Maghrib

 

7. Tue. 16 Apr 2013

   - Menara Telekom

   - 3 pm

 

8. Tue. 16 Apr 2013

   - Surau AlKauthar, Bangi

   - After Maghrib

 

9. Wed. 17 Apr 2013

   - MHI, TV3 Live

   - 8 - 9 am

 

10. Wed. 17 Apr 2013

   - SM Sri Al-Amin, Bangi

   - 8 - 9 am

 

 

Please do share the above with families and friends, on the "Adopt a Hafiz" Program and to encourage more sponsors for the halaqah.

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