Short jokes

What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a murtabak that went
abroad for higher education

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What's the best example of "once in a
lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:

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A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...

A man next to him said,
"Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"

The boy replied,
"My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked ,
"Was it because of eating chocolate?"

The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!

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Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small
Son: only me...you...and principal ...