The 10 Worst Things About being a Lipstick Lesbian

1. Lesbians won’t approach you at a bar because they think you’re a bisexual whore looking for a threesome with your boyfriend.

2. Nobody ever believes that you’re gay, and thinks that you’re just going through a phase because of a bad boyfriend experience.

3. Men become way too interested in your life.

4. Finding another single lipstick lesbian is next to impossible.

5. Butches get ALL the girls!!!

6. When you walk into a lesbian bar, everyone looks at you up and down and then whispers to each other, “Well she went to the wrong place.”

7. You get more action from straight girls wanting to experiment.

8. You fight with your girlfriend about spending too much time getting ready in the bathroom.

9. When you come out to someone they always have a crazy look on their face and then say… “Well I had no idea! You don’t look gay!!!”

1o. Everyone thinks that your butch friend is your lover.

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