1. The last free channels in Astro (TV1,TV2 AND TV3) will be bundled up as a paid channel at RM39.99 permonth. And all channel comes with advertisements. Lots and lots of advertisement that we pay to see. To deter people viewing free channel using aerial , new aerial tax have been introduced (priced at RM149.99 per month).
2. There are so many entertainment reality tv shows such as Mentor season 20 , One In A Million Season 18 , Gangstarz , Boogie Starz , Dangdut Starz , Hip Hop Starz , Anak Wayang , Anak Ikan that when we watch it , our brain practically walks away from our skull and saying "Well , You won`t be needing me for quite a while!!".
3. People are complaining that there are too many repeat shows on Astro but almost 80% of them who complaints did not subscribe to Learning Channel more importantly History Channel as histories are meant to be learnt not to be repeated because deemed as too heavy. Everyone is too lazy too think. If one heavy news comes such as corruption , crime prevention - the Islamic way or another then everyone will start to have migraine. Only needs entertainment. And English Premier League.
4. By Year 2020, Electrical tariffs has been increased again as TNB said it is to cover operating losses but strangely every year they post annual profit ( no actual losses but only mere reduction of profit ). A package has been created so that domestic users are not burdened with the increment - A Kerosene Lamp that comes with the bill.
5. But by year 2020 , almost 70% of working domestic electric users will lost their job due to many manufacturing companies have closed factories due to high operating cost in Malaysia and began shifting their operations to Vietnam or Zimbabwe. Vietnam`s Gross Domestic Product (GDP) might surpass Malaysia at that time.
6. By 2020 , basic food prices such Rice, Sugar and flour will increased almost 300% compared to 2009.
7. But on year 2020 starting salary for Diploma holder are still RM1600 , same as 1980. Guards salary would still be RM500 permonth. (No minimum wage). By year 2020 too, children starts from 12 years of age will have to work to support family ( even in middle class category ) as opposes only father needs to work in the 1980`s, Father and mother needs to work on the early 2000. Work emails are daily inundated with get rich quick schemes and everyone will cash in without thinking whether halal or haraam.
8. By year 2020, 45% of working class person will involved in road accident annually as everyone is having some sort of "Tekanan Perasaan" to pay high bills, tolls and groceries and it will escalate by transforming them to turn into some sort of road rage / road bully user whenever holding the steering wheel. Even pedestrians who are using zebra line will be stared like a criminal . Pedestrians must respect motorcar users , not the other way around.
9. But once they admitted to the hospital due to accident, they have new headache as their insurance still cannot cover hospitalization costs. Too high as all hospitals have been privatised. Better die fast than to be sick as it is cheaper.
10. By 2020 , Pahang has already named as Pahang Sdn Bhd as the state had lost its court case to a small company due to negligence in some contract and all state assets will be given to the Company. Genting Highlands will be a new state and it will sustain itself by transforming into Las Vegas of Malaysia.
11. By 2020 Proton Saga BLM are still sold by Proton with no substantial improvement as it wants to compete with the production period of the old Saga which is 22 years.
12. By 2020 Proton cars would still be the cheapest in Malaysia but sales have dropped and now behind Perodua Myvi Tiptronic Sedan, Honda City Extreme, Viva 4WD Turbo and even Chinese made Optimus Prime Chery due to quality and after sales service factors .
13. Sudden population boom in Langkawi as people moved to Langkawi to experience top of the edge yet cheaper premium cars. Because they are not using Proton Cars, they are called "pengkhianat bangsa dan negara" and slapped with higher individual tax rate if not the whole island C4-ed.
14. The last Malaysia General election that are held on 2017 are won by the Opposition on a landslide victory but they cannot manage Malaysia as the losing party still holds Malaysia by Court of Order ( Judged by a single Judge with no written reasons ).
15. 100% of Male population in Malaysia aged 15 and above have a Mutimedia Phone that can can capture and plays video and music. 70% of them have p*rnographic videos hidden somewhere in the phone.
16. Half of them will turn up to be r*pist (taxi / bus driver will r*pe passengers , fathers turn on their daughters , brother turn on their sisters or some old woman ,teacher turned on their students and so on). Even stray cats are not spared.
17. 100% of female population aged 15 and above are hoping to find true love from a boy or man after have been inspired by seeing Lovey Dovey Bollywood movies . Guys have their inspiration after watching p*rn videos in their hand phone.
18. By year 2020 , almost all hospital have transit point to receive out of wed-lock babies so that they won`t turned up at any river or dustbin.
19. Many newspaper teen help counselors starts to quit their job as too tired to give the same generic answer to the "Tolonglah, saya sudah terlanjur" counselling. If the counselors tried to give answers based on Islamic Teachings - nobody really cares.
20. A Nuclear reactor that have finished construction and commence usage on year 2015 have collapsed a year later due to shoddy workmanship. Radiation fallout have killed 20,000 innocent malaysians. Nobody is charged - only finger pointing till 2020 and so on.
16. By 2020 , even a child bringing RM 10 to buy a pack of Twisties might got "ragut" by Mat Rempit. If the Mat Rempit fall in the category number 16 , the child too could be "ragut" and will not be found BUT if founded, probably in a bag.
22. By 2020 , crimes will reach epidemic proportions as police are low in quantities ( 1 police for every 100 criminal ), lack of facilities and prisons are so full to the brim that when a prisoner is put in - by the second week he will got out on a Parole. People got scared to get out of the house or being inside the house even it have super surveillance facility as criminals are so violent and desperately creative those days. In KL alone, almost 98% of female will face "snatch theft" experience and 75% males will have parang marks on their forehead.
23. But still , Hukum "Hudud" are still felt barbaric by majority of Malaysians. Only Ah Longs believed in Hukum "Hudud" when they chopped their default lenders hands even when the balance is only RM24.95.
24. In the year 2020, due to so many criminal activity, police would take time to come to your house if you report a criminal act. But they will act swiftly , even bringing in the army if you lied and said "Help! , there`s a Opposition Party ceramah near my place!! ".
25. By 2020 , there will be no more maids imported from Indonesia or China . It will be filled by 55% of unemployed female University leavers (reaching hundred thousands at that time - exceeding men who flunked their education because are too busy playing PS6 and XBOX1440). Even job vacancy as a clerk would be thronged by this U-leavers. Maids are now called "House Managers". 26% of female House Managers will be secret 2nd or 3rd wife of their boss as first wives too busy with their careers or Sisters In Islam thingy
26. By 2020 , new strain of Influenza H10N1 have killed 5000 malaysian citizen alone. At that time many e-mails containing doa`s to Allah to prevent this strain from infecting ourselves and family circulated. Many followed but once the strain is gone, everybody gone back to their "Hadhari" ways. Remember Allah when in trouble but totally forgot when life`s easy. Here comes H11N1.
27. Many Malaysian will migrate to third or two world countries to start workings as labours ( Just like the Indonesians did in 1990`s and early 2000 ). Some will open up small grocery shops that may blossomed on to hypermarkets as they strive their best in getting repeat customers to improve living conditions (Just like the Acehnese doing now ) . And funny enough the local people there will accuse the malaysian of using "mandrem/pelaris" or whatever.
28. By year 2020 , almost 70% of ruling politicians have second house in Australia while 65% of Malays (our kids right now) can`t even have a decent car or house as its too expensive.
29. By Year 2020 , there will be a ratio of 1 Datuk for every 10 Ordinary Malaysians and we still do not know what is their contribution to the country. Ah Long towkays perhaps as they help loan up money easily to the public rather than banking sectors ?
30. All hell broke loose when our oil really sucked up dry and the ones left are in Kelantan but due to stupid overlooked agreement planned to deter Kelantan Government to have it on early 2000 , it fell to the Thai Government. What a waste. Remember Pulau Batu Putih anyone?
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