Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions...
* A few clowns short of a circus
* A few fries short of a Happy Meal
* An experiment in artificial stupidity
* A few beers short of a six pack
* Dumber than a box of hair
* A few peas short of a casserole
* Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
* The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
* One taco short of a combination plate
* A few feathers short of a whole duck
* All foam, no beer
* The cheese slid off his cracker
* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
* He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
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